To start, I’m still sick. I’m beginning to suspect bronchitis. BFF #1 has it, and it’s possible that I got the bug from her before she knew she had it. I got a little better for a couple of days, but I feel worse than I did before, now. Plus, no voice, again. I did, however, make it to the Christmas party in my bad-ass steel-gray dress (because I was so freakin’ medicated that I could have bled pseudoephedrine). And I looked good. So there’s that. Yay. Today? Sucking. Whatever. It’ll pass soon enough.
With Christmas rapidly approaching (I really should put the Christmas Tree up already), I was thinking about some of our holiday traditions and how they came about. Here they are, in no particular order (plus the reason why we do it):
- Frozen Pizza on Christmas Eve
We started doing this after many years of Christmas Eve dinner with my in-laws. They are very nice and well-meaning, but their food is gross. Not even kidding, none of us ever really enjoyed the meal. So, one night after the meal, we stopped at a grocery store and picked up a frozen pizza for each of us. Later that night, we realized that we loved it because each of us got what we wanted (I am a veggie pizza girl, the kiddo likes cheese, and the hubs loves meat).
- No family on Christmas Day
It’s just a rule. Keeps me from murdering them.
- Chinese Food on Christmas Day
One year we were so broke that we took the Christmas money we got from the In-Laws and went to the cheapest chinese food restaurant that was open so we had at least something to eat on Christmas Day. The next year, we did it for fun. Now we do it for tradition.
Lastly, one of the biggest traditions is one that will make me laugh forever: torturing my daughter with Dora the Explorer.
When my daughter (now 16 and a half years old) was only 7, we would put Dora the Explorer on TV and tease her by saying we knew how much she loved it. She would get all haughty and stomp out of the room. All of the sudden, we had an instant child remover! We could put it on, at any time, and she would run out of the room. (For the record, we’ve probably watched most of the episodes of Dora. It works to this day!) Because of this strong aversion, I started buying cheap Dora-themed items and giving them to her for random holidays. Christmas, Birthdays, even Easter, once.
When she was 9, I started harping on the Dora thing about two weeks before the holiday. By December 22nd, I had her convinced that not only did *we* get her Dora stuff, but so did her Papa. On the 23rd, everything came to a head.
Her: So… when will be taking the presents back so I can get the stuff I want.
Me: *gasp* (giving her a stern look) Not until after Christmas! There’s no time now! And there’s like, 4 feet of snow on the ground. I’m not going to tell Papa to go to the store now!
Her: Mom! (and she gets really upset now) But it’s all Dora stuff!
Me: I don’t care. You need to be gracious, even if you don’t like it! You don’t want to hurt his feelings do you?
Her: (crying now) But…mom?
Me: Knock it off. Be graceful, not a spoiled brat!
I know… I’m cruel. She left the room bawling and I was giggling. The hubs scolded me and told me that I was being mean. So I ended up going into her room and calming her down and telling her I was kidding and Papa didn’t get her Dora stuff. She settled down and I was bummed because I was really enjoying myself. I get it though. It’s not nice to scar the child.
She learned a few things, though. She learned that no matter what, she should be gracious about gifts. Even when it’s not the thing she wants, it’s the thought that counts. We used to have a little trouble with her, when she was young, with being kind and polite in challenging circumstances. One thing I won’t ever tolerate is a spoiled child, so this taught her something.
I did get the last laugh, though. The very first gift she opened on Christmas Day? Dora Bubble Bath. Yeah…her facial expression was priceless. I winked, and she got the joke. But ever since then, we have that. I told her that I’ll give her Dora panties when she gets married. And the great thing is she knows I will.